Michael Bentine ... Horace Quilby, The Sandwich Man
Dora Bryan ... Mrs. DeVere
Harry H. Corbett ... Stage-Door Keeper
Bernard Cribbins ... Photographer
Diana Dors ... First Billingsgate Lady
Ian Hendry ... Policeman On Motorcycle
Stanley Holloway ... Park Gardener
Wilfrid Hyde-White ... Lord Uffingham
Michael Medwin ... Sewer Man
Ron Moody ... Rowing Coach
Anna Quayle ... Second Billingsgate Lady
Terry-Thomas ... Scoutmaster
Norman Wisdom ... Boxing Vicar
Donald Wolfit ... Car Salesman
Frank Finlay ... Second Fish Porter